Category Archives: human stupidity

Humans are silly

Posted on March 21, 2011 by Max

I have been chuckling away at Belle and Wanda’s comment on my last blog. It does seem that Maggie was a little bit stupid with such things, but then that’s female humans for you. My female human has been struggling … Continue reading →

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I’m fine!

Posted on February 26, 2011 by Max

I realise it’s been a wee while since I blogged, and at least one of my on-line friends was worried I was ill, so let me reassure you all that I am fine! Never been healthier in fact- these lighter … Continue reading →

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Annoying Hilary

Posted on February 5, 2011 by Max

I just realised the title of this post is potentially misleading. In case you are wondering, its not Hilary who is being annoying, but rather me who is annoying her! According to Hilary anyway! Apparantly I’ve been getting under her … Continue reading →

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Piccadilly Circus

Posted on January 18, 2011 by Max

My female human and I walked in my park tonight as it was getting dark. It was very quiet – we only met one little white rat type dog and their human, who was busy chatting on her mobile and … Continue reading →

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pathetic

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Max

I am not sure if I have ever told you how pathetic my female human is (in one thing anyway). That is – in opening bags! I don’t mean handbags or zipped holdall type bags, but polythene bags. Be they … Continue reading →

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good dog!

Posted on January 6, 2011 by Max

I must tell you about something funny that happened early this morning. The humans were sleeping in their comfy cosy bed, and I was sleeping outside their bedroom door on the cold hard landing floor, despite the fact there are … Continue reading →

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Happy New Year!

Posted on January 1, 2011 by Max

May I wish all my friends a very Happy New Year! I hope 2011 is good to you all- may your tails wag all year long, may every walk be filled with interesting smells, and may your biscuit bowl never … Continue reading →

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and snow it continues!

Posted on December 7, 2010 by Max

Yes… the snow is still here. Indeed yesterday it snowed heavily yet again…. causing Tim to choose the carol “In the bleak midwinter” (with the excellent line “snow is falling, snow on snow“) for all the Christmas services! He keeps … Continue reading →

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Unlocked in!

Posted on November 27, 2010 by Max

I have heard of dogs and their humans getting locked out of their homes – but not getting unlocked in before! But ….being superior perhaps, that is what happened to me and Hilary yesterday! We were due to leave the … Continue reading →

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Bye bye bank

Posted on November 21, 2010 by Max

When my female human and I drove out of Auchtermuchty early this morning on our way to my forest, (and thence back to the Rectory in Dunfermline for the working week ahead), we spotted the sad demise of the bank … Continue reading →

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