Category Archives: human stupidity

the prodigal cat…

Posted on December 4, 2011 by Max

Last weekend Monty cat went awol for a day and a half – causing the female human to be extremely worried and concerned, and crying even more than usual, especially as the weather was pretty stormy outside. The wind blew … Continue reading →

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lead antics

Posted on November 19, 2011 by Max

I bet you have been wondering if I am still around as its been so long since I blogged. Sorry about that but sometimes there doesnt seem to be much to blog about… life is rather routine and apart from … Continue reading →

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Quiet times

Posted on August 21, 2011 by Max

I am having a very quiet weekend with Hilary – nothing much happenign apart from a few gentle walks and of course lots of TV watching. We are re-watching Downton Abbey in preparation for the new series in the Autumn. … Continue reading →

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Muddy me! Cross Hilary!

Posted on July 24, 2011 by Max

Hilary and I are just back from our walk this afternoon. Its been a lovely sunny day and we headed down “Bow Road” which is really a walk around the fields towards Dunshalt. It was a very hot afternoon and … Continue reading →

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Of Mice and Men

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Max

Today I have been thinking about mice and men. That is a literary allusion by the way, I think it is a book by a human called Steinbeck! I also have a canine friend called Steinbeck who I sometimes meet … Continue reading →

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Teaching my humans

Posted on June 26, 2011 by Max

I have been busy this week teaching my humans to count. It really is simple . Even a cat could do it. One two three. That is tablets a day. One two – meals per day (plus yummy snacks from … Continue reading →

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My new tablets!

Posted on June 11, 2011 by Max

I am pleased to report that my male human did indeed collect my new arthritis tablets from the vet person, conveniently dispensed in two containers so I have a bottle in each of my homes. They are full of big … Continue reading →

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Back to normal superiority!

Posted on June 5, 2011 by Max

It’s good to be back to my normal superior self now! I have had more days of rest, and another trip to the vet human, but am glad to report that the nasty episode of bloat is behind me now … Continue reading →

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Part time dog???

Posted on April 2, 2011 by Max

I am not very amused with the female human today. She described me as a “part time dog” ! Honestly what exactly did she mean by that? I am a dog all of the time! 24 hours a day! 7 … Continue reading →

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Excluded! its discrimination!

Posted on March 27, 2011 by Max

I am shocked at the Scottish Government! My humans have just been completing census forms as today is census day. At first I thought it was senses day- when the senses such as taste and smell would be celebrated and … Continue reading →

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