Author Archives: Max

routines and nibbles

I am back at the female human’s in Auchtermaxty this weekend. Its been a rather confusing time the last few weeeks with TWO stays in prison and strange comings and goings on unusual days – all very unsettling. But Hilary … Continue reading

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January blues

Right that’s Christmas over, New Year over, decorations down, yummy food eaten (just about) and holidays from human work over, which means things are back to normal for me. Being left on my own again when humans go out! I … Continue reading

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Festive Greetings!

I hope all my blog pals have had a lovely Christmas. I have had a very nice time indeed with some presents, good food, and lots of attention. I have had some very nice forest walks and chased lots of … Continue reading

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My Superior Card!!

Dogs really are SO much superior to humans! I have this fact reinforced to me time and time again! I must tell you about my very special and superior card which arrived the other day. It was Thursday and that … Continue reading

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Tummy trouble…

I think I have a troublesome tummy at the moment. The other evening Hilary said I was very restless and not quite myself. She wandered if it was the mega-dose of Coronation Street she was inflicting on me. That programme … Continue reading

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the prodigal cat…

Last weekend Monty cat went awol for a day and a half – causing the female human to be extremely worried and concerned, and crying even more than usual, especially as the weather was pretty stormy outside. The wind blew … Continue reading

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lead antics

I bet you have been wondering if I am still around as its been so long since I blogged. Sorry about that but sometimes there doesnt seem to be much to blog about… life is rather routine and apart from … Continue reading

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How to wash a cat

I must thank my human friend Fay for this – she sent the following in an email to my female human this week, with strict instructions that she should NOT show it to me or Monty. As you will see … Continue reading

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Treats for me!

The female human went visiting yesterday afternoon and left me at home on guard. She tried to sneak out the flat without me realising but of course I noticed and asked where she was going. She stammered an incomprehensible response, … Continue reading

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I went visiting!

I am still with Hilary in my flat in Maxty- I have been here since Monday and am a little bit worried that the new Rectory cat Talisker will have taken over all my house when I get back. However … Continue reading

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