Dogs really are SO much superior to humans! I have this fact reinforced to me time and time again!
I must tell you about my very special and superior card which arrived the other day. It was Thursday and that day I moved homes for the weekend and came to my flat where Hilary and Monty live. (being a superior dog I have two homes you see) Anyway, Tim who was acting as my chaffeur left (us superior dogs don’t actually drive ourselves around, we have humans for that) and I settled for a sleep on the sofa till Hilary returned from work (that’s yet another thing – us superior dogs generally don’t have to work as we have humans to earn money for us, although some dogs like to work to show humans how its done such as guide dogs and sheep dogs)
Anyway I was disturbed soon by the postie who delivered a pile of envelopes through the letterbox. Most of them were for the female human, but one, the biggest and clearly the most superior, was for me! It was addressed to Superior Dog Max Bennison! I decided to save it till my female human came home, so that she could admire it too!
Eventually- and it was a LONG time, Hilary returned and I insisted we open the post before going our for out walk. And as I expected it was a Christmas card for me- from my lovely canine friends Belle and Shelby! Dogs really have such good taste!!
First, it is HUGE. It towers well above the other inferior Christmas cards here! Shows off my superiority nicely! I have put it in pride of place in the middle of the mantelpiece (or what constitutes a mantlepiece here, the top of the electric fire surround). Doesn’t it look good?
Secondly, it features.. ..ME!!! It is a mock-magazine cover, entitled:
The Doghouse – special Christmas edition
My superior photo features three times on the cover- looking totally handsome of course! There are also the titles of the articles which would be in such a magazine. These include
WIN! Deluxe bin party. All the rubbish you can eat!
Exclusive Interview with Max superior dog showing his superiority
101 ways- to show a cat who’s boss
Handsome – or what? How to always look good for the camera
It’s simply wonderful!!
The only downside is on the inside where there must have been some mistake as Belle and Shelby have addressed the card to “To Max and his humans not forgetting Monty cat”
Still it is Christmas and that is a time for sharing and thinking of others!
Thank you Belle and Shelby – and your human Maggie too! Happy Christmas to you all!